ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Posted: **Sun Jul 19, 2015 3:48 am**

If a politician tells you it is public opinion, Beware Public opinion is simply what everyone thinks everybody else thinks.

John Laws

Bob

Posted: **Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:56 am**

I have no problem with random testing in the workplace for alcohol and drugs but do they have a random test for stupidity ?

Bob

Posted: **Mon Jul 20, 2015 8:15 am**

There is a random test for stupidity, it's called " life "

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2015 7:54 am**

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.

William Arthur Ward.

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2015 10:17 am**

And Christian Brothers teachers rape.

Me (ex- St. Pats Ballarat boy)

Posted: **Wed Jul 22, 2015 7:27 am**

Not sure if this one has been quoted before, but it's a good one for poets ...

"History may not repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme!" (Mark Twain)

Posted: **Wed Jul 22, 2015 8:30 am**

Just watched a video of Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman

There is nothing more beautiful then a truly beautiful woman !

Bob

Posted: **Wed Jul 22, 2015 10:08 am**

I find a truly cold can of Bundy pretty close, Bob!

Neil

Posted: **Wed Jul 22, 2015 2:40 pm**

You are not often wrong Keats but on this occassion mate I m sorry but you are

Posted: **Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:28 pm**

But I know I can't have Julia Roberts, nor fit here in the esky!

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