ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Manfred I read you stuff mate your far from ‘barren’

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That blue framed thing is an interesting gizmo that you are sitting in Dave. The old English law used to allow for unruly people to be charged with " foolery" and " knavery ", the punishment was a stint in the stocks. Sounds a very appealing arrangement when I hear the empty headed knaves fooling around the street in the wee hours.

Neville

Hey Neville we had a trip to Tasmania early this year nice place but if you need to have a sit down they have one of these in every park. But if your going to locked in one make sure It’s your lady that your with.

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Manfred surely your mean Baron?????

I doubt you were referring to Heathers reproductive cycle - she has nothing to prove - she already has kids. She is not BARREN

I didn't know Heather had red curtains????

Do they match your hat Heather? You would look quite regal if you used your ???? curtains for a cape and put on your hat, practise a nice sweeping bow - or kneel if you prefer - then if all else fails put your red undies on over the outside of your clothes and you could double for superperson.

cheers

Maureen

I like your thought process Maureen. The curtains have red in them - very regal! What a sight to behold! Should I wear the blonde wig? I think I could even rustle up a tiara and wand. Stay tuned.....

Now don't go overboard on the bling - too much is just plain tacky

I can't have a wand then?

only if you use it for good

oh . . ok, and a little bit of naughtiness then

Heather if you wish to be regal you may have a sceptre - royal personages DO NOT call it a wand. If you wish to be a superperson - no you may not have a wand. If you want to be a fairy, well - poooof - wave your magic wand and you can have whatever you like.