ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

George Orwell ( Eric Blair )

If it walks like a duck, if it talks like a duck then you're drunk. Ducks don't talk. .....

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.


Napoleon Bonaparte.

Have you noticed how Jacqui Lambi just seems to be everywhere these days?

Clive had a little Lambie
Not quite as pure as snow.
And everywhere that Palmer went
Lambie was s'posed to go.

He got her into Parliament
With votes from silly fools.
He thought that he would guide her then
But Lambie had her rules.

And though the Palmer dumped on her
Yet still she hung in there.
Her Senate seat as good as gold
Till polling will appear.

Why did the vote get Lambie In
The puzzled punters cry.
'Cause you're so gullible, you mugs
The Palmer did reply.

Doing what poets do best Neville. Hours of fun in it isn't there?

If my puter wasn't broken down (sob) I'd have go at one I've been thinking about. Thinking is a start.....

I think it's quite refreshing,
whilst others may think tacky,
But all the scorn that's poured upon
the Senator named Jackie
is sometimes out of order,
although she seems quite nuts,
but would she flung a bloke well hung
(or did she mean Clive's guts?)

Did I miss another Lambie tirade?

She's having a little rest, poor dear and touching base with her 1200 supporters. (Poor misguided souls) I wonder if they got one vote per head?

Anyone ( there have been a few ) that gets elected under a flag of convenience does not appear to be an authentic person of principles. Jacquie has tried under several flags and after getting her spot wants to jump ship. Senators are supposed to represent State's rights not wheel private barrows.

As to her assessment of male accoutrements. We don't wish to know

I'll say no more. Back to the poesy.

I'm sure I've missed something.....