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Re: Daily advice

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:15 pm
by Bob Pacey
Why is it proper to refer to your best friend as a total bastard but your worst enemy as only a bit of a bastard ?


Bob

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 10:29 am
by Mal McLean
There will never be enough pegs for the clothes line of your life.

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 5:42 pm
by Neville Briggs
Life is lived forwards but understood backwards.

Søren Kierkegaard

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 3:42 pm
by Glenny Palmer
Betsy Salkind said this. It wasn't me! :twisted:

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 4:37 pm
by Vic Jefferies
As you wander on through your life,
brother,
Whatever be your goal,
keep your eye upon the doughnut
and not upon the hole!

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 2:01 pm
by Bob Pacey
You don't have to be alone to be lonely. :(


Bob

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:02 am
by Neville Briggs
Only 107 sleeps to Christmas. :| :cry:

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 4:26 pm
by Stephen Whiteside
...and yet Captain Stormfield visited Heaven. Curious.

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 7:26 pm
by Neville Briggs
Marty. A lot of people think the same as Mark Twain. I think they are mistaken, I believe that hell is the ultimate loneliness.

Who the hell is Captain Stormfield ?? :o :lol:

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 1:10 pm
by Heather
Women are made to be loved, not understood.
- Oscar Wilde