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Re: Daily advice
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:15 pm
by Bob Pacey
Why is it proper to refer to your best friend as a total bastard but your worst enemy as only a bit of a bastard ?
Bob
Re: Daily advice
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 10:29 am
by Mal McLean
There will never be enough pegs for the clothes line of your life.
Re: Daily advice
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 5:42 pm
by Neville Briggs
Life is lived forwards but understood backwards.
Søren Kierkegaard
Re: Daily advice
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 3:42 pm
by Glenny Palmer
Betsy Salkind said this. It wasn't me!
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.
Re: Daily advice
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 4:37 pm
by Vic Jefferies
As you wander on through your life,
brother,
Whatever be your goal,
keep your eye upon the doughnut
and not upon the hole!
Re: Daily advice
Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 2:01 pm
by Bob Pacey
You don't have to be alone to be lonely.
Bob
Re: Daily advice
Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:02 am
by Neville Briggs
Only 107 sleeps to Christmas.
![Crying or Very Sad :cry:](./images/smilies/icon_cry.gif)
Re: Daily advice
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 4:26 pm
by Stephen Whiteside
...and yet Captain Stormfield visited Heaven. Curious.
Re: Daily advice
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 7:26 pm
by Neville Briggs
Marty. A lot of people think the same as Mark Twain. I think they are mistaken, I believe that hell is the ultimate loneliness.
Who the hell is Captain Stormfield ??
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
Re: Daily advice
Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 1:10 pm
by Heather
Women are made to be loved, not understood.
- Oscar Wilde