ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

You can make more friends in 2 months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
Dale Carnegie

Always read the label

A simple explanation!!!

HEY - WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS EARLIER!!!
I should have figured it out sooner.

It's the shampoo I use in the shower.

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body.

Printed very clearly on the shampoo label it reads, "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."

I have gotten rid of the shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish detergent.

Its label reads,



"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
Problem solved!


Geeze! It sure pays to read the label!

My wife ran off with my best mate.



Gees I'm gonna miss him


RAMP

Leonie if it were only that simple!

Is he still your best mate?

...ready ... set ... GO ...

I wasn't really trying to beat anyone Kym. I was just going to put a quote up each day - which I have, but everyone else got in on the act too and it has snowballed. Kinda fun quotes aren't they - and so, so wise! Gonna have to start looking some up soon - just about used up my little collection of favourites.

Heather

OH KYM THAT DOES NOT COUNT YOU JUST USED UP TWO POSTS GETTING THERE ????





ROBERT.

Only because I couldn't count Bob! I put the "page 15" post on first, and it stayed at the bottom of page 14, so I had to delete it, and create a "ready set go" post to fill up page 14, so I could repost my "page 15" post! I was actually quite stressed cos I thought someone else would sneak in and beat me - kinda like bidding on ebay and someone else jumping in in the last few seconds! Gets the blood pressure up, hey (I know, I must have a sad life).

Heather - ya silly goose - I'm not worried about that! As you can see I can't even remember how many pages Dave and I got to, so it can't have been that important to me (and I have to admit that I did a lot of filler-posts to get my numbers up). And it cost me a fortune in virtual caramello choccies! You haven't bribed anyone yet, I don't think?

Hahahaaaa, it's all good fun!!!

Have a great day everyone!

K.

I guess it comes back to the old motto, you have your fifteen minutes of fame.
Steve Brown


It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
Robert Benchley