ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

....and don't be stealing that one. It's mine!...along with all of my other antique 'routines'....

I wouldn't dream of it

One day there was a woman who did not whinge , bitch and moan


But it was only one day and it was only one woman !



Bobbit !!!

You been putting that dress on again Bobbo!

Never took it offff


hey wait till you see my mammogram poem LOL.





Just need some new jokes ( Note to self ) contact Bill !!!

Groan!

Best advice to-day, stay out of Singleton. It's 44.9 degrees so far.
the weatherman expects it to fall to 30 by midnight.

Thanks for that Neville. I think I will take your advice....

You can't say " I know nothing " because if you know that you know nothing, you do not know nothing, you know something, which is that you know that you know nothing. And if you know something, then you cannot know nothing, because something is not nothing. So how do you know that you know nothing, if in fact you really know something, which is what you know. But you don't know it, because it is nothing, and nothing is not something that is known. It has to be something to be known. But if someone else tells me that I know nothing, is that different ? It can't be, because once they tell me that I know nothing, I then know something; that something, is that I know that I know nothing.
But what they tell me makes their statement untrue, I don't know nothing at all. I know something because they told me something. er...what the.....

Neville...dear....go take your medication....xx