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Re: Daily advice

Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 8:44 am
by Neville Briggs
For this election year 2013, a reply to the New Year messages of Ms Gillard and Mr Abbott.


Politics is now nothing more than a means of rising in the world for those who ask no questions but the price of votes.

Dr Johnson.

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 11:28 am
by Heather
Turn your face to the sun and the shadows will fall behind you. :)

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 7:42 am
by warooa
Heather wrote:Turn your face to the sun and the shadows will fall behind you. :)
Before you do, apply sunscreen. Afterwards - Botox the crows feet :D

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 10:39 am
by Bob Pacey
If you want people to say nice things about you when you are gone, start doing the things that will make them say nice things now !


Bob

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 11:15 am
by manfredvijars
... Nahhhh, "Stuff-em" .... :o :D :lol:

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 5:11 pm
by Heather
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people... :)

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 7:05 pm
by Bob Pacey
Be good to your muvver

Bob

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 11:20 am
by Neville Briggs
Women all talk at the same time...they know beforehand there's nothing worth listening to.

:o :o who said that ? :o :roll:

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 11:40 am
by Glenny Palmer
Neville!! Smack! Women do all talk at the same time...because...unlike blokes...women can actually talk AND listen at the same time....in fact, everyone knows that blokes can only do ONE thing at a time....& they're already breathing!!........ :lol:

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:37 pm
by Neville Briggs
Oooow ! Got me in the cringe . ( Spike Milligan ) :lol: