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Very profound for an AFL coach...

I don't believe it !! No AFL coach ever thought of that.

Malthouse, I'm pretty sure.

Might have been drinking the Malt under the house Nev ???




Robert

Mick Malthouse could be very philosophical . . . but then he could say something like:Nobody in footy should be called a genius. A genius is a bloke like Norman Einstien

One of my favourites was I think (legendary coach) Ron Barrassi say to player," What is it with you son!? Ignorance or apathy?" To which player replied, "I don't know, and I don't care".

Ah yes Marty, the sportsmen are an endless source of such Manglish.

Never try to mud wrestle a pig ! you will never win and it only makes the pig happier

Bob

Never bet on race horses, but betting on jockeys, that is another thing entirely, especially if you know the jockey!

You can get anything with money..except parents.

Yes it was Malthouse, but he just borrowed it from that movie HIGH ROAD TO CHINA.

The main characters had gone to visit and seek advice from a wise old man who from memory lived in a cave and that was his advice and also the end of their audience.

Terry