ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde

" If you can not see the woods for the trees ! Get a bloody chainsaw "

Bob

Like this one.

Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your gonna get disconnected!

Bob

Judge Judy has a way with words. Here's a couple of classics.

"Beauty fades, but dumb is forever."

"Sir don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining."

A backward Poet writes inverse

Bill Williams

“There are three great things in this world:
The first thing is for you to love someone;
The second is for someone to love you back;
And the third thing greatest thing,
is for the first and second things to happen at once.”

I think it was Groucho Marx who said " beauty is skin deep, but ugliness goes right to the bone ".

So true Neville.

Heather

I recon for woman you are married to and the woman you love to be the same woman has got to be the greatest thing in the world

(next to footy that is.)

TTFN Mr

YOU'VE TRAINED YOUR WOMAN TO SIT NEXT TO THE FOOTY???????????