ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Kym, they're not New Year resolutions any more, they're personal Key Performance Indicators. If you want to know mine, you'll find them at (and don't blame me for the headline, that was a sub-editor!): http://www.theage.com.au/opinion/politi ... 1ph7o.html

Best wishes to all for 2012

David

David
A fine example of your inimatable talented way with words.
Very funny

Val W

Yes very very good David (has Julia Gillard offered you a script-writing job yet?)

Marty

Excellent David - maybe to achieve KPI's we need to ensure that we have the CTC benchmark firmly in our vision for the future

Thanks Val, Marty, and Maureen. It's not poetry, but a bit of a laugh at the start of a new year shouldn't go astray.

Cheers
David

Loved it David. Cut the crap sounds good to me..

Heather

My first resolve was to not rush into things (i.e. this belated response)

It would seem it’s a good thing old dinosaurs like myself are dying out for in ten or twelve years no one would be able to understand what we were trying to say.

As it is I find it easer to just do as I am told.

I do like the sound of "Cut the crap."

TTFN

Has anyone noticed how fast young people talk these days? I worked with a nice young girl last night but half the time I couldn't understand her because she talked way too quickly. My youngest (16) does it too.

Mum said the same thing yesterday about my son but Dave is 45 maybe it's an age related problem Heather

poor old thing Heather. Maybe they don't talk fast, you listen slow