ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Daddy Doug had a great hole left in his yard by a dodgey plumber...

he offered it to me, but I didn't want a whole hole, just half a hole for my new Christmas bush.

So Daddy Doug dug the dirt back into the hole. Now is yard is whole again.

To quote the inimitable John Lennon:

"I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtrey and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats."

What more needs be said?

Just dubious drainage doctors Marty

Marty that's a hole lot of nonsense.