Re: Giggles for Girls.
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:34 am
....gotta agree with you there Bob....makes yours look kinda modern ay?....
Bob
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Giggles for Girls.
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Re: Giggles for Girls.
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 7:42 am
Ross always hard to hand on such a prestigeous mantle but Jim leaves us for dead.
Bob
Bob
Re: Giggles for Girls.
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:41 am
A little girl asks her mother where people came from.
Her mother said:
"God created Adam , then came Eve and then after
a couple of thousand years there came people like us."
The little girl went to her father with the same question.
He said:
"We all started out as monkeys and then after a couple
of thousand years there came people like us."
The little girl asked her mother why she said
one thing and Dad said another.
"Well," said Mum,"I told you about my side of the family
and Dad told you about his."
Her mother said:
"God created Adam , then came Eve and then after
a couple of thousand years there came people like us."
The little girl went to her father with the same question.
He said:
"We all started out as monkeys and then after a couple
of thousand years there came people like us."
The little girl asked her mother why she said
one thing and Dad said another.
"Well," said Mum,"I told you about my side of the family
and Dad told you about his."
Re: Giggles for Girls.
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:02 am
What's Ridge Hall?
Re: Giggles for Girls.
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 2:41 pm
WELLL - I'm sure funnybones still exist.
Maureen - waddaya reckon ?
Cows mooing. Fresh mown hay. Chooks cluckin' and cacklin'. Memories. Memories.
***
A while ago a new supermarket opened.
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk storage, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.
Best not buy toilet paper there.
***
Maureen - waddaya reckon ?
Cows mooing. Fresh mown hay. Chooks cluckin' and cacklin'. Memories. Memories.
***
A while ago a new supermarket opened.
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk storage, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.
Best not buy toilet paper there.
***
Re: Giggles for Girls.
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:24 pm
JIM 
I thought you said yours didn't smell 
bill w
I thought you said yours didn't smell bill w
Re: Giggles for Girls.
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:47 pm
Yep I think Jim has won the crown all right