ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Was just a picture of my bandaged finger Bill how could anyone get the wrong impression from That ????


Bob

Ya big sook. Where's the blood?

Oh No Bob have ya got it soaking in Bundy.

By the way what were you edging up on? Didya get it jammed in a widows window?

TTFN

Howdja do that, Bob? Usually ya need both hands on the hedger to argue with it proper

Reminds me of my uncle when he was lairising on the forklift and ran himself over

I got hooked up in a bouganvilia vine and tried to untangle it without turning the hedger off cause it is a bastard to get to start again when it is hot and my hand slipped off the handle. It is my typing finger as well. Bugger

I only went to the hospital cause the office girls threw a fit at all the blood. My old footy coach would have said " Get back out there son Ya don't run on ya fingers "

Have you ever tried to pick your nose with your non dominant hand ??


Marty my parol clause says nothing about garden impliments and the bloody thing is blunt anyway.


Thank you for the sympathy Heather


Dave you know rum has to be taken internally to have the desired effect.


RAMP Go the Broncos.

yah know Dave Eh wus hegdin to close to dah window dat why she shut it naughty boy. Dave is he what yah call a peeping Bob


OH yeh pull the next one Bob when it's better

dat old battler bill

If I'd been peeping Bill I might have done myself a more drastic injury !!!!!




I never knew you could bump your finger so bloody much as I've done so far today.


Bob