ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

...not since La Nina popped in....

Not since LA NINA dropped in some get all the luck

Didn't actually know that Wilde was Australian but if he ran down the street yelling Eureka guess he must have been. Who ever would have thought?

Hey what's going on here ???? Are Glenny and Bill doing some kind of double act?????

Glenny said

...not since La Nina popped in....

Bill said

Not since LA NINA dropped in some get all the luck

Very strange - don't ya reckon Mates??? Start to sound like a ventriloquist and the doll (sorry Bill that would have be be Glenny - you aren't pretty enough)

Cheers

Maureen

PPPPLeaase you two who is jealous now there is enough of me to make two

bill W the very old battler

Now Maureen dat woman with those thick glasses that youse give her she says I's looks good

Bill I didn't say you didn't look good - you scrub up real good....I said you weren't pretty

Yeh I know Maureen we all scrubs pretty clean. And you said that it don’t mean That I ain’t pretty. So woman if I ain’t pretty then I must be pretty awful. You know I must be, just like that Chinaman’s blind horse I no lookeey to good

Thats me old Bill The Battler

I see Bill - you could always get a job driving a van...one of my Mums favourite stories from when she was a little girl was seeing a van driven with the sign on the side that read This van is being driven by a blind man....she could never work that one out - of course she eventually did.

Years ago in one of the many different towns I was in there was a van parked at the Pub that was sign written on the side
I CRAPP Your Local Dunny Man and there is no way I would drive that.

When I was an apprentice I went to RMIC for my last year and there were Twin Brothers IAN Leek and William Leek when they ended up when they finished their time they joined with their father Bruce Arther LEEK the name they chose for the buisness was Willie Leek, I leek & Bruce Leeks sad to say a car accident killed both brothers. Their father took to the drink soon after that and then committed suicide.

Bill W