Nov Homework 'The Joys Of Matrimony'
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2022 1:32 pm
It needs more than a polish!
The joys of Matrimony
In our first year of marriage my true love said to me,
that my bloods worth bottling – for I’m such a sweetie.
In our second year of marriage, she had threatened me the boot
and she reckons I’m as barmy as a bandicoot.
In our third year of marriage, she reckoned if I strayed
she’d be round like a rissole with a very sharp blade.
In our fourth year of marriage, I’ve gone deaf, so she said,
asks if my ears are painted on - or ignorant instead.
In our fifth year of Marriage, she’s as rude as can be,
and reckons that I’ve fallen out of an ugly tree.
In our last year of marriage, she could stand me no more,
warned me not to do a Melba - as she slammed the door.
©T.E. Piggott
The joys of Matrimony
In our first year of marriage my true love said to me,
that my bloods worth bottling – for I’m such a sweetie.
In our second year of marriage, she had threatened me the boot
and she reckons I’m as barmy as a bandicoot.
In our third year of marriage, she reckoned if I strayed
she’d be round like a rissole with a very sharp blade.
In our fourth year of marriage, I’ve gone deaf, so she said,
asks if my ears are painted on - or ignorant instead.
In our fifth year of Marriage, she’s as rude as can be,
and reckons that I’ve fallen out of an ugly tree.
In our last year of marriage, she could stand me no more,
warned me not to do a Melba - as she slammed the door.
©T.E. Piggott