ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

A frisky old fella named Fred
was renowned for his prowess in bed.
When asked how he did it
said " All things considered,
it must be because I'm well bred. "

His wife was a sheila named Vera
for years Fred had not been near 'er,
but a little blue pill
rather fitted the bill.
Freds breeding plan starts a new era.

You lot have got a problem!

What do you mean us lot Heather ?? It's only those two.



Bob