BULL-SHITTERY
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 6:54 am
BULL-SHITTERY
Been listening the these pollies
with their bullshit and their spin
Got to wondering 'When exactly did
this bull-shittery begin?'
Pork barrelling was probably
bull-shittery of the past -
the promises a pollie made
while speaking from his arse.
It seems the buggers are all crooks,
crawled up out of the sewer.
Should bag up all the shit they talk -
it's prime A-grade manure.
Spray it on your roses,
you would surely win a prize.
With that much shit, your roses
would grow twice the bloody size.
Did pollies always spew forth such
a pile of pollie-crap?
Was the voter always considered
such a simple minded sap,
that he couldn't tell his up from down?
Could not tell day from night?
He couldn't tell when he was
being shat on from a height?
Maybe it was simpler
in the days before the net
Did they just get re-elected
cause the shit had not dried yet?
With the bull-shit flowing freely
they just took the votes and ran,
before the lies were found out,
before the shit had hit the fan.
But now days when they bull-shit
every single word that's said
gets scrutinised on Facebook,
and is plastered on the web.
It's become the bull-shit filter -
a 'bull-shittery device'
to make the pollie-shitter
think not once but perhaps twice
about talking utter bull-crap
to a different voting crop
who are armed with social media
designed to make the bull-shit stop.
We used to call our undies
our 'shit-catchers' back in school.
Perhaps it's social media
that's the real shit-catching tool.
So, go on. all you pollies
keep on spreading all your lies,
but the younger generations
are beginning to get wise
to all your lies and bull-shit,
so here is a tip for free -
why not try some good old fashioned
dinkum truth and honesty.
Copyright (c) Allan Cropper November 2015
Been listening the these pollies
with their bullshit and their spin
Got to wondering 'When exactly did
this bull-shittery begin?'
Pork barrelling was probably
bull-shittery of the past -
the promises a pollie made
while speaking from his arse.
It seems the buggers are all crooks,
crawled up out of the sewer.
Should bag up all the shit they talk -
it's prime A-grade manure.
Spray it on your roses,
you would surely win a prize.
With that much shit, your roses
would grow twice the bloody size.
Did pollies always spew forth such
a pile of pollie-crap?
Was the voter always considered
such a simple minded sap,
that he couldn't tell his up from down?
Could not tell day from night?
He couldn't tell when he was
being shat on from a height?
Maybe it was simpler
in the days before the net
Did they just get re-elected
cause the shit had not dried yet?
With the bull-shit flowing freely
they just took the votes and ran,
before the lies were found out,
before the shit had hit the fan.
But now days when they bull-shit
every single word that's said
gets scrutinised on Facebook,
and is plastered on the web.
It's become the bull-shit filter -
a 'bull-shittery device'
to make the pollie-shitter
think not once but perhaps twice
about talking utter bull-crap
to a different voting crop
who are armed with social media
designed to make the bull-shit stop.
We used to call our undies
our 'shit-catchers' back in school.
Perhaps it's social media
that's the real shit-catching tool.
So, go on. all you pollies
keep on spreading all your lies,
but the younger generations
are beginning to get wise
to all your lies and bull-shit,
so here is a tip for free -
why not try some good old fashioned
dinkum truth and honesty.
Copyright (c) Allan Cropper November 2015