Bloody Interstate Mongrels
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 8:17 am
Another day of grounded mist, 'tis New South Wales' way
Of saying "Hi, Victorian! You've stayed now go away!"
Your climate's inhospitable, your Cops are less than fair
You're not a shade on good old Vic, (it's near Nirvana there)
Your people thieve us in the night, your politicians too
The drivers on your roads are mad, your language over-blue
You make me livid, make me sick! and……just hang on…..wait.
Sorry,
I crossed the border in the night. I'm in Queensland, Mate!
Go Blues!! (Just for my mate Ray)
Keats
Of saying "Hi, Victorian! You've stayed now go away!"
Your climate's inhospitable, your Cops are less than fair
You're not a shade on good old Vic, (it's near Nirvana there)
Your people thieve us in the night, your politicians too
The drivers on your roads are mad, your language over-blue
You make me livid, make me sick! and……just hang on…..wait.
Sorry,
I crossed the border in the night. I'm in Queensland, Mate!
Go Blues!! (Just for my mate Ray)
Keats