ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Spare Me

Please, show me a picture of Kate
or Her Majesty so sedate
or even of Phillup, if he is still up
or of Andrew no matter how late.

Strike me if I’m being silly,
there’s no way to gild this lily,
it's all in the diction, stranger than fiction,
THAT KATIE HAS GOT A BIG WILLIE!

G'day Mal,

You said it..
'spare me'.

Oh Mal. pleeese.

Now was that Willies real attraction? Did it perform to Kate’s satisfaction?
Or was she attracted perhaps by his looks and just fancied a young man of action?.

The answer to that is not easy, it may be perhaps in the stars
we will need to be patient, let life take its course and just hope Willy stays out of bars.

For out there for those young men unwary, are some of the flooziest tarts
just waiting to grasp, steal and eat up these blokes ..these girls are no one’s Queen of Hearts.

Our Kate is I think a young lady – who is always depicted with poise
but was she just silly? Or gobsmacked by Willy? – and is he now one of her boys?