ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Ooh no Glenny, not the star picket!

Well, how are we gunna 'present' him then? No good lying him down....he'd haveta be upright. A star picket stuck anywhere oughta achieve 'upright' pretty quick.....how else do ya reckon?

Maybe you could ask Matt to stand to attention and spray paint him silver - (gold or bronze if you prefer). (Close your eyes Matt). There's room down in the park next to Gordon.

G/day Matt,
At first I thought I might have read this before, but if I have it'd grown a bit since then.
A great read with wonderful descriptive lines.
A top notch effort mate.

Regards Terry

Now there's a thought Heather. But he'd haveta be dead first. (I guess a star picket could facilitate that.) But anyway...Gordon's sitting down, & I never thunk of that. We could seat him propped up against a star picket & secure him with some number 8 wire. (Gold...definitely gold.)

Hear that matt? She wants you dead now and tied up to a star picket with wire! Glenny ! How's he gonna write potrey if he's tied up? (Sounds like she knows ALL about the naughty corner hey matt!)

Heather

''How's he gonna write potrey if he's tied up?'' Well...he'd be dead...so...he'd hafta channel it through meee! And I'd get all the credit!! No no no wot I meant was when he finally falls off the twig we'll 'statue' him...like all those other would-be poets not as good as Matt. this is gettin complicated...

I'd rather he stayed alive if it's all the same to you Glenny. I do know someone who makes statues though. He made the bronze Simpson and the donkey in Canberra and other famous personages.

Heather

Statt u Matt! did you hear Glenny reckons she’ll be up in the air cause she’s a little angel
And Marty reckons he’ll wire you for sound now that would be shocking we don't want you as a bright spark
bw

We bin havin fun while you was at work matt