Why Kick a Moo Cow?
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:40 pm
Why Kick a Moo Cow?
The judge eyed the defendant as he stood there in the dock.
The crime had been so senseless, he was in a state of shock.
“Before I pass your sentence, could you please just tell me why
You chose to kick a cow? It will be hard but, please, still try.”
Why kick a moo cow?
Why punch a baa lamb?
Why poke a bleat goat?
What does it matter now?
Why jab a neigh horse?
Why bump a bark dog?
Why hit a miaow cat?
Why kick a moo cow?
The judge recoiled in horror. Than he shook his head. “It’s sad.
Take him off to hospital. The poor chap is quite mad.”
They placed him in a jacket, and they marched him down the hall,
And listened to the echoes as they bounced from wall to wall.
Why jump on a jellyfish?
Why dribble on a dolphin?
Why strangle a stingray?
Why whack a whale?
Why box a budgerigar?
Why maul a magpie?
Why scratch a swan?
Why eviscerate an egret?
Why put a headlock on a heron?
Why wallop a wallaby?
Why biff a buffalo?
etc…etc…
© Stephen Whiteside. 01.07.2018
The judge eyed the defendant as he stood there in the dock.
The crime had been so senseless, he was in a state of shock.
“Before I pass your sentence, could you please just tell me why
You chose to kick a cow? It will be hard but, please, still try.”
Why kick a moo cow?
Why punch a baa lamb?
Why poke a bleat goat?
What does it matter now?
Why jab a neigh horse?
Why bump a bark dog?
Why hit a miaow cat?
Why kick a moo cow?
The judge recoiled in horror. Than he shook his head. “It’s sad.
Take him off to hospital. The poor chap is quite mad.”
They placed him in a jacket, and they marched him down the hall,
And listened to the echoes as they bounced from wall to wall.
Why jump on a jellyfish?
Why dribble on a dolphin?
Why strangle a stingray?
Why whack a whale?
Why box a budgerigar?
Why maul a magpie?
Why scratch a swan?
Why eviscerate an egret?
Why put a headlock on a heron?
Why wallop a wallaby?
Why biff a buffalo?
etc…etc…
© Stephen Whiteside. 01.07.2018