Two young constables were sent out to investigate reports of gun shots in a house. Shortly after arriving they radioed their sargeant back at base.
Constable, 'Hey Sarge, we're at that house and the wife has shot her husband for walking on the floor just after she mopped it'.
Sarge, 'Have you arrested her and secured the gun?'
Constable, 'Not yet sarge.'
Sarge, 'Why the hell not?'
Constable, 'The floor's still wet.'
Bob
Still Wet.
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Still Wet.
The purpose in life is to have fun.
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
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Re: Still Wet.
Oh Nev You know what would happen !
Bob
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Re: Still Wet.
If she is anywhere near as volatile as my partner, I don't blame them