ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

SAUSAGES ................ RACISM?
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?"
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am, but let me ask you something...
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why DID you ask me if I'm Irish?"



The assistant replied, "Because you're in Bunnings."

Good one Bob although perhaps the confusion is perhaps understandable because Bunnings always seem to have sausage sizzles going on outside their front door - or maybe that's just an Ipswich thing

Love it Robert!

Great Bob....and new I reckon, well it is one I have never heard before.....you're improving mate!

... so what sort of sausages DO they sell at Bunnings?
I love their sasage sizzles ....

well now, I like dat one.

TTFN

Yay, a joke we haven't heard before.