The biscuit trick
Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 2:13 pm
A Lions supporter and a Wallabies supporter go to a pastry shop.
The Pommy whisks three biscuits into his pocket with lightning speed, without the baker noticing.
The Pom says to the Australian: ''You see how clever we are? You'll never beat that!''
The Australian says to the Pom: ''Watch this, an Australian is always more clever than a Pom.''
Now addressing the baker, the Australian says, ''Sir, give me a biscuit. I can show you a magic trick!''
The baker gives him the biscuit, which the Australian promptly eats.
Then he says to the baker: ''Give me another biscuit for my magic trick.''
The baker is getting suspicious but gives it to him. He eats this one, too.
Then he says: ''Give me one more biscuit.'' The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.
The Australian eats this one, too. Now the baker is really mad, and yells: ''And where is your famous magic trick?''
The Australian says: ''Look in the Pommy's pocket!''
Don't blame me I didn't write it !! Rod
The Pommy whisks three biscuits into his pocket with lightning speed, without the baker noticing.
The Pom says to the Australian: ''You see how clever we are? You'll never beat that!''
The Australian says to the Pom: ''Watch this, an Australian is always more clever than a Pom.''
Now addressing the baker, the Australian says, ''Sir, give me a biscuit. I can show you a magic trick!''
The baker gives him the biscuit, which the Australian promptly eats.
Then he says to the baker: ''Give me another biscuit for my magic trick.''
The baker is getting suspicious but gives it to him. He eats this one, too.
Then he says: ''Give me one more biscuit.'' The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.
The Australian eats this one, too. Now the baker is really mad, and yells: ''And where is your famous magic trick?''
The Australian says: ''Look in the Pommy's pocket!''
Don't blame me I didn't write it !! Rod
