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william williams

the English language

Post by william williams » Sat Nov 10, 2012 8:46 am

The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.

We are all familiar with a
Herd of cows,
Flock of chickens,
school of fish
And a Gaggle of geese, and

A Pride of lions.
However, less widely known is:
A Murder of crows
(as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens),

An Exaltation of doves
And, presumably because they look so wise:
A Congress of owls.
Now consider a group of Baboons.
They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates.........
And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons?

Believe it or not ……. A Parliament

YEP....A PARLIAMENT OF BABOONS!
Pretty much explains everything doesn't it?

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You just can’t make this stuff up.

bill the old battler

Heather

Re: the english lanuage

Post by Heather » Sat Nov 10, 2012 9:26 am

Did you ever doubt it Bill? ;)

Heather :)

william williams

Re: the english lanuage

Post by william williams » Sat Nov 10, 2012 9:41 am

No Heather :shock: I never doubted it I just hoped it was not correct :cry:

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Re: the english lanuage

Post by Neville Briggs » Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:02 am

What's a gathering of bush poets called ?? :lol:
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Re: the English language

Post by Dave Smith » Sat Nov 10, 2012 2:24 pm

Fun
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Re: the English language

Post by william williams » Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:07 pm

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Re: the English language

Post by Ron » Sat Nov 10, 2012 4:35 pm

Bill

Given the present state of affairs that's a bit of an insult to the Baboons isn't it?

Ron

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Re: the English language

Post by william williams » Sat Nov 10, 2012 5:16 pm

now that would be a debatable question but the baboons may win if they didn't monkey around to much :cry: but then again the other group is known to hangout up the hill and go ape now and then

bill w

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