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mummsie
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Blame God

Post by mummsie » Mon May 28, 2012 2:11 pm

God promised man that good, obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.
Then God smiled............and made the earth round. :) :)



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Re: Blame God

Post by Rimeriter » Mon May 28, 2012 2:31 pm

"Thank you" Sue.

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Re: Blame God

Post by Dave Smith » Mon May 28, 2012 3:50 pm

Bob… BOB, ya gotta read this one, God made the world round no corners!

Them girls must have made the corners, now that’s just NAUGHTY. :twisted:

TTFN 8-) :lol:
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Re: Blame God

Post by mummsie » Mon May 28, 2012 5:15 pm

What corners Dave?
Oh, you mean the ones you and Bob often visit.
Don't tell me you actually found a good, obedient wife in there. No wonder you like being in the corner. Time I whispered in her ear. :lol: :lol:

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Re: Blame God

Post by Bob Pacey » Mon May 28, 2012 6:32 pm

Yeah Sure Sue !!
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Re: Blame God

Post by Dave Smith » Mon May 28, 2012 6:39 pm

I’m pretty safe over here Sue you’d have to whisper nice an’ loud. :P

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Re: Blame God

Post by mummsie » Tue May 29, 2012 8:13 am

Makes you wonder whether God was a male..............I wonder :? :?
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Re: Blame God

Post by william williams » Tue May 29, 2012 8:28 am

Dave you and I have to be carfull or they will gang up on us. It's alright for Bob He's single and can run.


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Re: Blame God

Post by Maureen K Clifford » Tue May 29, 2012 9:30 am

I have heard it said Sue that when God created man she made a mistake - a theory I have great belief in, a lot of the time ;) Of course there are always exceptions :lol: :lol:
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Re: Blame God

Post by william williams » Tue May 29, 2012 9:37 am

Gee Wizz Maureen do you believe everything that is told to you OH DEAR :roll:

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