A Stockmans Tale.

[Bob Pacey]

""An old Australian stockman sat down in a city McDonald's and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the stockman and asked, "Are you a real stockman?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking-in horse, droving cattle, riding in rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, marking and branding calves, cleaning hay sheds, fixing flats, working on tractors and feeding my dogs, so, yeah, I guess I am a stockman."

She said, "Well I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women".

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old stockman and asked, "Are you a real stockman, like, from the outback?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.


Bob

[Dave Smith]

Yep that would be true, same as it was when me old Dad used to tell it.

TTFN

[Bob Pacey]

Oh That would explain it Dave I found it on an old bush yarn site ???
With a great emphasis on the OLD.


I had never heard it before but then I'm pretty young.

It reminded me of Martys Poem about reading the magazine belonging to his wife ??


RAMP