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Vic Jefferies
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Dictionary Definitions

Post by Vic Jefferies » Tue May 08, 2012 10:05 am

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way that is easy to understand. Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, there is a difference. When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. And when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are --- COMPLETELY FINISHED!=

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Re: Dictionary Definitions

Post by Dave Smith » Tue May 08, 2012 10:14 am

That would be too true, best thing would be to keep ya hands in ya pockets.

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Re: Dictionary Definitions

Post by warooa » Tue May 08, 2012 9:13 pm

What? Pocket billiards :?

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Re: Dictionary Definitions

Post by Bob Pacey » Tue May 08, 2012 9:55 pm

Oh Martin such Silliness and trivia ??



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Re: Dictionary Definitions

Post by Dave Smith » Wed May 09, 2012 10:00 am

Prob’ly should have said keep ya hands to yaself.

Oh no that’s just as bad!

Pro’bly should just keep ya mouth Shut.

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Re: Dictionary Definitions

Post by Maureen K Clifford » Wed May 09, 2012 8:25 pm

probably should have said nothing - the weather is always a safe subject :lol: :lol: :lol:
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