Older Woman.

Post by **Rimeriter** » Thu Jun 21, 2012 1:31 pm

THE OLDER WOMAN

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.

She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
'What' that?' I asked
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
I said, 'No,' - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.

I went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'

Post by **Heather** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:55 am

Old, old joke.

Bob Pacey · Post by **Bob Pacey** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:32 pm

First time I've heard it Jim and it is a beauty.

The crowd at the campfire last night thought so as well .

Cheers Bob

Dave Smith · Post by **Dave Smith** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:18 pm

I don’t get it! I think a 61year old girl would be just fine.

At least by then she should know how to make a decent cup of coffee.

TTFN

r.magnay · Post by **r.magnay** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:57 am

...can't remember hearing it before myself Bob, maybe we don't frequent the same standard of places that Heather does......

Post by **Heather** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 2:43 pm

Email Ross. I've had it emailed to me a dozen times. I guess it was funny the first time...

r.magnay · Post by **r.magnay** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:53 pm

....same standard of company?.....

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