Bring ya own Mug.

[Dave Smith]

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,
'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down...

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
with a smile, nearly laughing, 'for our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365,

'Shall We Gather at the River.'

As I said bring ya own mug.

[keats]

Dave, I can't see the punchline through the dust!!

Neil

[Dave Smith]

Goodonya Keats, see ya in September.

TTFN