mary's money making

[william williams]

Now Mary she had a very unusual way of making money… and it weren’t like what you fellas were thinking either.
She was a dingo trapper and a very successful one at that.

And I asked her to what did she owe her success too

You see she said, I have several dingo bitches and when they come in season I save their urine.

Why just the other month I went out trapping them wild dogs and what I’d do is sprinkle a little on the traps and bingo I got eighteen dingos out of the twenty five traps that I set.

Now that’s not bad I said but what happened to the remaining seven.

Well three were miss fires and the other four well I run out of urine from the bottle so I piddled on them.

Are, so those four were no good were they.

I wouldn’t say that she said cause I caught three Boundary riders and a Jackeroo.

the old battler

[Rimeriter]

"onya" Bill.

Makin' money sure is funny.
Jim

[croc]

...
Yeah... too right it is; but waiting for the cheque can sometimes be a bit waring... eh Jim

...c