ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

I was dismayed to hear that Holden was ceasing making the iconic " Australian " cars in Australia. I thought that I could help out by setting up a budget holden in Australia thyat could easily compete with any cheap Chinese model.

I came up with this little beauty. easily made of local materials. Plenty of spare parts. And Australian made.

As you can see simple and clean upholstery lines. No silly computerised clutter to go wrong at great expense.
Also, simple ,direct and renewable energy system for the power drive. With cool and free ventilation suitable for Australian conditions. No emissions.
General Motors, eat your heart out. We can do it !!

Okay no puns about the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden body and the etc.

What's Holden it together anyway

I wood have but now I woodent dare

Thank you Marty, Maureen for your incisive comment, you obviously put a good deal of thought into it.

I like the no emissions bit nev all ok so long as you do not take the dog in the car with you.


Bob

Plus the windscreen chips are a worry

I suppose if you had a dog that would bark in the car, that would class as an emission.

Is it an automatic?

More automanic

G/day Neville,
I came across a very early model Holden in the middle of nowhere on a station in the Ashburton a couple of years ago. The body was in pretty good condition and the engine an gearbox were near by. From memory there didn't seem to be much missing at all - if anything.

The strange thing about it was that it was well of any tracks.

Cheers Terry