From The Mouths Of Babes

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Re: From The Mouths Of Babes

Post by mummsie » Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:15 pm

Some years ago when my eldest daughter[around 26 at the time] took her 4 year old boy to Belconnen Mall, was requested by son to use the bathroom. Still a little too young to use the Mens on his own she accompanied him to the ladies. Now 4 year old was quite advanced in the art of sounding words to read. Suddenly this little voice said "Mum, are you over forty? 'cause it says here if your over forty you should have a P..A...P , does that say pap mum?
[Daughter remains very quiet at this stage :oops: :oops: ]
well you should have one every two years. Mum, what's a pap test?"
A loud roar of laughter came from the other cubicles. :lol: :lol:
Daughter ushered him out of there very quickly.

the door is always open, the kettles always on, my shoulders here to cry on, i'll not judge who's right or wrong.

william williams

Re: From The Mouths Of Babes

Post by william williams » Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:13 am

Yearrssss ago my young son went to the bathroom to clean his teeth. Some time later, I heard him crying so looking into the bathroom here he was trying to push the tooth paste back into the tube and saying it won’t bloody go it won’t bloody go.

bill the old battler

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