ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

An Aussie bloke is sitting at home one day while his wife is at work when there is a knock at the door. He checks and finds two burley coppers standing on the door step. Are you married ? one asks. "Yes" he answers.

Well could we see a picture of your wife ? Ok so he goes and gets a picture off the mantlepiece.

Well the copper looks at the picture and says " I'm sorry Sir but it looks like you wife has been hit by a bus ! "

Oh yeah ' he say I know but she's a good mother and looks after the kids and lets me go to golf whenever I like !!!!


OOOOhhhh

You'll get hit by something if you don't watch out.

Us single blokes can do all the wife jokes we like Nev


Robert Alan Micheal SINGLE Pacey

Mr. W.S. Gilbert (of Gilbert and Sullivan fame) did a very naughty wife satire in their opera
" Trial by Jury "
The Judge sings a song that relates how he became a judge.
He tells how he was a very impecunious beginner in the law until he decided to fall in love with " a rich attorney's elderly ugly daughter " ...she was a very nice girl and " could easily pass for 43, in the dusk with the light behind her " .
When the judge became wealthy through the help of his father-in-law he dumped the wife.

Men !..so mercenary and venal.

Men can be so thick sometimes and so devious