A Conoeing Adventure

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Dave Smith
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A Conoeing Adventure

Post by Dave Smith » Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:52 pm

When we were young’ns I guess about ten or twelve years old we borrowed a canoe from the back of the Police yard and took it down to the creek where we proceeded to catch gilgies, ever one knew that the best gilgies were in the middle in the deep holes.
With the arrival at the creek of the old Sergeant of the coppers and some of his crew we were informed our canoe was in fact a coffin awaiting an elderly aborigine chap who was up the hospital awaiting despatch, we were trotted off to the jail house where we had our finger prints taken (a piece of blotting paper and a blue stamp pad) then we were locked in a cell, after about two hours we were released in time to be home by five o’clock, which in those days was the normal time to cease all daytime activities and return home, we were released with a warning that the Sergeant would proceed to the Pub and tell our fathers. (I don’t think he ever did) I did not see my Dad for more that two weeks as each time he was in the house I was somewhere else.

I think the blotting paper with our finger smudges on would have gone in the bin amidst much laughter by the boys in blue.

Sixty years on and I still have a healthy respect for our boys in Blue, and can recognise the difference between a coffin and a canoe.

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Re: A Conoeing Adventure

Post by william williams » Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:57 pm

good on you mate :lol: caught dead :oops: :roll: to right what a stiff sentance :o :D

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Re: A Conoeing Adventure

Post by Heather » Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:28 pm

Just as well you didn't sink Dave and take your coffin with you... :lol:

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Re: A Conoeing Adventure

Post by Dave Smith » Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:59 pm

Them coppers took our Gilgies off us as well. Good thing they didn’t see us when we were fifteen and sixteen wow. :twisted:

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Re: A Conoeing Adventure

Post by Bob Pacey » Tue Jun 21, 2011 6:35 am

Ok I give in what's a bloody Gilgie? and don't be rude dave or Bill or Heather louise for that matter.


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Re: A Conoeing Adventure

Post by Neville Briggs » Tue Jun 21, 2011 8:31 am

Good story Dave :lol:
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Re: A Conoeing Adventure

Post by Dave Smith » Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:43 am

Bob me cobber from Yeppoon.

“Gilgie” A softish shelled crustation half way between a King pawn and a Yabby found in brackish creeks in the southern part of W A.

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Re: A Conoeing Adventure

Post by Heather » Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:20 pm

Dave thanks for the interpretation of Gilgie. I figured it was fish of some sort.

Marty, Dave is working his way through the alphabet (not very methodically mind you) trying to work out my middle name. I reckon I'm $100 up now.

Bobbo WRONG! :lol:

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Re: A Conoeing Adventure

Post by Neville Briggs » Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:06 pm

Plainly Bob, it's Heather Mauve Knight... :lol: ....... :roll:
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Re: A Conoeing Adventure

Post by Heather » Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:34 pm

No hints allowed! :lol:

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