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Shish Kebabs

Post by alongtimegone » Tue Nov 25, 2014 7:13 pm

“Did you know that ‘shish’ means skewer.”
Mick informed me quite late one night.
With Kebabs on the Barbie he told me
There’s a secret for doing them right.

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Re: Shish Kebabs

Post by Maureen K Clifford » Wed Mar 11, 2015 11:55 am

This one fell by the wayside in November , everyone must have been tied up with Christmas shopping - lets see if we can get it going as well :lol:

“Did you know that ‘shish’ means skewer.”
Mick informed me quite late one night.
With Kebabs on the Barbie he told me
There’s a secret for doing them right.
atg

It’s like any bloody barbie
out the experts come in droves
but there’s few who really know
about Kebabs – I’m one of those

The secrets in the marinade
you make to baste the meat
crushed garlic, mint and red wine
make them taste a bloody treat

mkc
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Re: Shish Kebabs

Post by Neville Briggs » Wed Mar 11, 2015 12:08 pm

The best way to prepare 'em
in my delighted wish;
is have the tasty shish
cooked for me by my harem.
Neville
Singleton Bush Poets.

warooa

Re: Shish Kebabs

Post by warooa » Wed Mar 11, 2015 12:21 pm

nice rhyme Nev - love harem-prepare'em . . . but why not swap the first two lines about so you stay in pattern?

Well in my delighted wish -
the best way to prepare'em
is by having the tasty shish
cooked for me by a harem

?

Marty

warooa

Re: Shish Kebabs

Post by warooa » Wed Mar 11, 2015 12:24 pm

But going back to Wazza (and Mick)
and Barbie kebabs ay mate?
Well Barbie might not be happy
and Ken'd be bloody irate

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Re: Shish Kebabs

Post by Maureen K Clifford » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:30 pm

Tidied it up a bit :roll: - keep it going folks 8-)

“Did you know that ‘shish’ means skewer?”
Mick informed me late one night.
“With Kebabs on the Barbie
there’s a skill to doing them right.

atg

It’s like any bloody barbie
out the experts come in droves,
but there’s few who really know
about Kebabs – I’m one of those.

The secrets in the marinade
you make to baste the meat.
Crushed garlic, mint and red wine
make them taste a bloody treat”
mkc
“Well in my delighted wish” Nev said -
“the best way to prepare 'em
is by having the tasty shish
cooked for me by a harem.”
Nev
“But going back to Wazza (and Mick)
and Barbie kebabs - ay mate?
Well Barbie might not be happy
and Ken'd be bloody irate”
warooa

“Barbie’s a blonde – what would she know?”
asked Mick in tones rambunctious
“and Ken has had a skinful
and he’s barely even conscious.”

mkc
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Re: Shish Kebabs

Post by warooa » Wed Mar 11, 2015 2:34 pm

“Did you know that ‘shish’ means skewer?”
Mick informed me late one night.
“With Kebabs on the Barbie
there’s a skill to doing them right.
waz

It’s like any bloody barbie
out the experts come in droves,
but there’s few who really know
about Kebabs – I’m one of those.

The secrets in the marinade
you make to baste the meat.
Crushed garlic, mint and red wine
make them taste a bloody treat”
mkc

“Well in my delighted wish” Nev said -
“the best way to prepare 'em
is by having the tasty shish
cooked for me by a harem.”
Nev

“But going back to Wazza (and Mick)
and Barbie kebabs - ay mate?
Well Barbie might not be happy
and Ken'd be bloody irate”
mp

“Barbie’s a blonde – what would she know?”
asked Mick in tones rambunctious
“and Ken has had a skinful
and he’s barely even conscious.”
mkc

Well Ken'd had a skin-full,
but he wished that he'd had fewer
when Mick the shish kebab king
ran him straight through with a skewer
mp

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Re: Shish Kebabs

Post by Neville Briggs » Wed Mar 11, 2015 8:46 pm

Now Mick is doing time
out at the Goulburn pen.
He reckons life is shish
since he kebabbed old Ken.
Neville
Singleton Bush Poets.

warooa

Re: Shish Kebabs

Post by warooa » Thu Mar 12, 2015 2:10 am

“Did you know that ‘shish’ means skewer?”
Mick informed me late one night.
“With Kebabs on the Barbie
there’s a skill to doing them right.
waz

It’s like any bloody barbie
out the experts come in droves,
but there’s few who really know
about Kebabs – I’m one of those.

The secrets in the marinade
you make to baste the meat.
Crushed garlic, mint and red wine
make them taste a bloody treat”
mkc

“Well in my delighted wish” Nev said -
“the best way to prepare 'em
is by having the tasty shish
cooked for me by a harem.”
Nev

“But going back to Wazza (and Mick)
and Barbie kebabs - ay mate?
Well Barbie might not be happy
and Ken'd be bloody irate”
mp

“Barbie’s a blonde – what would she know?”
asked Mick in tones rambunctious
“and Ken has had a skinful
and he’s barely even conscious.”
mkc

Well Ken'd had a skin-full,
but he wished that he'd had fewer
when Mick the shish kebab king
ran him straight through with a skewer
mp

Now Mick is doing time
out at the Goulburn pen.
He reckons life is shish
since her kebabbed old Ken
Nev

And Barbie's still a princess,
still oozes poise and class,
but smeared in mint and garlic
with a toothpick up her arse
mp

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Re: Shish Kebabs

Post by alongtimegone » Sat Mar 14, 2015 9:17 am

“Did you know that ‘shish’ means skewer?”
Mick informed me late one night.
“With Kebabs on the Barbie
there’s a skill to doing them right.
waz

It’s like any bloody barbie
out the experts come in droves,
but there’s few who really know
about Kebabs – I’m one of those.

The secrets in the marinade
you make to baste the meat.
Crushed garlic, mint and red wine
make them taste a bloody treat”
mkc

“Well in my delighted wish” Nev said -
“the best way to prepare 'em
is by having the tasty shish
cooked for me by a harem.”
Nev

“But going back to Wazza (and Mick)
and Barbie kebabs - ay mate?
Well Barbie might not be happy
and Ken'd be bloody irate”
mp

“Barbie’s a blonde – what would she know?”
asked Mick in tones rambunctious
“and Ken has had a skinful
and he’s barely even conscious.”
mkc

Well Ken'd had a skin-full,
but he wished that he'd had fewer
when Mick the shish kebab king
ran him straight through with a skewer
mp

Now Mick is doing time
out at the Goulburn pen.
He reckons life is shish
since her kebabbed old Ken
Nev

And Barbie's still a princess,
still oozes poise and class,
but smeared in mint and garlic
with a toothpick up her arse
mp

I said to Mick “That’s it old mate
Enough with kebabs for tonight
My missus is cooking me fillet of beef
And she knows how I like it. Alright?
waz

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