ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

I thought "I need a woman" so I went onto the net
Looked at all the dating sites my appetite to wet.
Heaps of sheilas out there but they all sound the same
and if I'm gonna snag one I better lift my game.

Bob

I thought – ‘I need a woman’ so I went onto the net
Looked at all the dating sites my appetite to wet.
Heaps of sheilas out there but they all sound the same
and if I'm gonna snag one I’d better lift my game.
Bob

To get my figure sylph like I first gave up the beer
and concentrated on fine wines which girls prefer I hear.
Acquired a taste for champers - found Veuve Clicquot’ quite nice.
but not for everyday mind you – it has a hefty price.
mkc

I thought – ‘I need a woman’ so I went onto the net
Looked at all the dating sites my appetite to wet.
Heaps of sheilas out there but they all sound the same
and if I'm gonna snag one I’d better lift my game.
Bob

To get my figure sylph like I first gave up the beer
and concentrated on fine wines which girls prefer I hear.
Acquired a taste for champers - found Veuve Clicquot’ quite nice.
but not for everyday mind you – it has a hefty price.
mkc

I had a photo shot done then to show each attribute
And with a bit of photo shopping I started to look beaut.
Now you have to post a picture or that's what I've been told
But when I tried to cut and paste it the picture would not hold.

Bob

I thought – ‘I need a woman’ so I went onto the net
Looked at all the dating sites my appetite to wet.
Heaps of sheilas out there but they all sound the same
and if I'm gonna snag one I’d better lift my game.
Bob

To get my figure sylph like I first gave up the beer
and concentrated on fine wines which girls prefer I hear.
Acquired a taste for champers - found Veuve Clicquot’ quite nice.
but not for everyday mind you – it has a hefty price.
mkc

I had a photo shot done then to show each attribute
And with a bit of photo shopping I started to look beaut.
Now you have to post a picture or that's what I've been told
But when I tried to cut and paste it the picture would not hold.

Bob

I went right back to basics with the photo-shopping thing
I pinched my waistline just a tad and expanded my grin.
I highlighted my pearly whites put inches on my height
but still that picture wouldn’t stay try as hard as I might
mkc

I thought – ‘I need a woman’ so I went onto the net
Looked at all the dating sites my appetite to wet.
Heaps of sheilas out there but they all sound the same
and if I'm gonna snag one I’d better lift my game.
Bob

To get my figure sylph like I first gave up the beer
and concentrated on fine wines which girls prefer I hear.
Acquired a taste for champers - found Veuve Clicquot’ quite nice.
but not for everyday mind you – it has a hefty price.
mkc

I had a photo shot done then to show each attribute
And with a bit of photo shopping I started to look beaut.
Now you have to post a picture or that's what I've been told
But when I tried to cut and paste it the picture would not hold.

Bob

I went right back to basics with the photo-shopping thing
I pinched my waistline just a tad and expanded my grin.
I highlighted my pearly whites put inches on my height
but still that picture wouldn’t stay try as hard as I might
mkc

Then I found a picture on the net that somehow looked like me
I scanned it and I reckoned it was as close as it could be.
I stuck it on my dating site and no one smelt a rat
it really did look like me but without my Akubra hat.

Bob

I thought – ‘I need a woman’ so I went onto the net
Looked at all the dating sites my appetite to wet.
Heaps of sheilas out there but they all sound the same
and if I'm gonna snag one I’d better lift my game.
Bob

To get my figure sylph like I first gave up the beer
and concentrated on fine wines which girls prefer I hear.
Acquired a taste for champers - found Veuve Clicquot’ quite nice.
but not for everyday mind you – it has a hefty price.
mkc

I had a photo shot done then to show each attribute
And with a bit of photo shopping I started to look beaut.
Now you have to post a picture or that's what I've been told
But when I tried to cut and paste it the picture would not hold.

Bob

I went right back to basics with the photo-shopping thing
I pinched my waistline just a tad and expanded my grin.
I highlighted my pearly whites put inches on my height
but still that picture wouldn’t stay try as hard as I might
mkc

Then I found a picture on the net that somehow looked like me
I scanned it and I reckoned it was as close as it could be.
I stuck it on my dating site and no one smelt a rat
it really did look like me but without my Akubra hat.

Bob

So now I’m sitting back in hope that soon my phone will ring
with sheilas looking for a date – a meeting kind of thing.
Just at the moment as I write, I share with only one
perhaps my po’ing mates will join in – then we’ll have some fun

mkc