ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Does it work?

I never tried reciting poetry to my chooks - do you Zondrae? Always found a tin of corn or a bucket of scraps worked really well in getting them to do what I wanted them to do.

Come to think of it the human female variety of young chicks aren't much smarter are they - feed them a heap of corn and throw them a few scraps and the reaction is pretty much the same.

Cheers

Maureen

Watch out Marty , they'll be out to get you.

The English poet, Wendy Cope has invented a new poetic word she apparently finds useful...Tump ( Totally Useless Male Poet ). They're ruthless mate.




Neville.

OI!!! .. youse are all shooting the messenger .... besides, Marty is a WHAMWASH and therefore Invincible


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Oh, a WHAMWASH is a White, Hetrosexual Australian Male WITH A Sense of Humour!!!

No handouts I'm afraid, we've all been "sold out". By all of them!
My Dad used to say, "Right wing and Left wing are two wings on the same bird, and the Bird's name is - Oppression"

now Martyboy that TV show shes all wrong you see marty Byron and poetry is not the way to get chicks

I my day, mind you it was some years ago you’d take a Sheila to the pub
Then you’d go to the rodeo where you’d try on a little Bull sometimes with out much luck as you ended flat on YOUR back
You’d then you’d adjourn to a restaurant or an eating house where you would banter backwards and forward over a little Bull (steak of coarse) and a few sherbets, (fizzy drinks) of coarse where you thought she was a little lamb and tried to pull the wool over her eyes
Now in modern days if you ain’t got a million dollars in the bank a flash car you ain’t got a chance brother


Bill the old battler

Hey Bill if I were chasing chicky birds they would have to ones that go cheap cheap, the pension being what it is and all.

TTFN