and we’re glad of this it’s true.
He brought some pressies from Adelaide
and gave us all the flue.
Clari-tho-pen-a-mi-a-cyllin
the chemist had to get them in.
Two tablets in the morning
and two again at night.
They make you feel so ill at first
but soon will have you right.
Feeling crook is one thing but real sin
all our New Yearsus has wound up in the bin.
Anyhow I hope you lot are having a Happy New Year.
Mumble mumble cough cough
TTFN
