A BLOKE'S FAIRY TALE
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:09 am
A PRINCE'S FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No, get stuffed!!!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after ...
bacause he was able to ride motorbikes and dated skinny long-legged top-heavy Sheilas and went shooting and fishing and did wheelies and burnouts and donuts and went to strip clubs and dated sheilas half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Bundy Rum and never heard bitching and never paid child support and perved on the Bronco's cheerleaders and kept his house and ate kebabs and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was flamin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and always left the dunny seat up.
THE END ...
The Princess' reply ...
She also lived happily ever after. She was able to go shopping and to the spa anytime she pleased, owned lots of shoes and frilly Sheila things. Ate bon bons and drank champagne and had coctail hour with her friends whenever she wanted. No housework, cooking and picking up after the stupid Prince. No whining children to look after. Got to go out with wealthy Blokes who worshiped her and treated her like a goddess anytime she pleased. Family and friends envied her independance. She had a beautiful house and tons of money in the bank and there was always toilet paper on the roll (and NO crocodile slides in the dunny).
The End too (so there)!!
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No, get stuffed!!!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after ...
bacause he was able to ride motorbikes and dated skinny long-legged top-heavy Sheilas and went shooting and fishing and did wheelies and burnouts and donuts and went to strip clubs and dated sheilas half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Bundy Rum and never heard bitching and never paid child support and perved on the Bronco's cheerleaders and kept his house and ate kebabs and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was flamin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and always left the dunny seat up.
THE END ...
The Princess' reply ...
She also lived happily ever after. She was able to go shopping and to the spa anytime she pleased, owned lots of shoes and frilly Sheila things. Ate bon bons and drank champagne and had coctail hour with her friends whenever she wanted. No housework, cooking and picking up after the stupid Prince. No whining children to look after. Got to go out with wealthy Blokes who worshiped her and treated her like a goddess anytime she pleased. Family and friends envied her independance. She had a beautiful house and tons of money in the bank and there was always toilet paper on the roll (and NO crocodile slides in the dunny).
The End too (so there)!!