Kym & Heather paint Melbourne Red. It will never be the same

[Heather]

But I liked the photo Kym! It's a really good likeness and reminds me of our happy hours on the town! YOu can't use someone else's photo for your face. What's poor Noah going to use?

[Kym]

But why not? Manfred uses his grandson, and Dave uses two faces and four feet and Martyboy uses a horse and Bob uses ... oh hang on, that really is Bob, hahahaaaa!

Huh, and I think I should be offended that you think that was a good likeness ... OMG!!!

[David Campbell]

No, Heather, I'm not disappointed. Having emerged from the bunker, checked that the power was back on, cleared away the rubble, and calmed the neighbours...I reckon you both did a bang-up job! Although purple is not a great colour for Flinders Street Station. And yes, Kym and I were both on our best behaviour with some VIPs last Wednesday night, then on Thursday Kym wowed the workshop group with some very nifty computer work as she and Noel Stallard showed some budding poets how to get their verse on the right track.

Now all I have to do is figure out how to get this statue of some naked bloke on a horse out of the lounge room...

Cheers
David

PS: Kym, how does the expression "any port in a storm" translate in Queenslandish?

[Kym]

So even the illustrious Mr Campbell was on "his best behaviour" the other night! Hmmm, methinks I'd like to see you cut loose, David. I wonder what mischief you'd get up to in a strange town ... would YOU be game to reveal your ratbag side in photographic form on this forum Mr Campbell?

Oh and David, it means "any suitcase will do if it's raining ..." Kinda loses a bit of meaning in the translation, doesn't it?

[Heather]

Kym, methinks Mr. Campbell might have enjoyed a visit to the gaol!

Well, there are other likenesses that aren't as good Kym!

[Bob Pacey]

Just change the port bit for Dunny and there you have it Dave.

Sounds like Melbourne will never be the same.

Kym does a great presentation and her love of the subject always shows through, Roll on girl.


Bob

[David Campbell]

Yes, Kym, there is certainly photographic evidence of my ratbag side in existence, but we are speaking of matters theatrical here and what happens on stage remains on stage. But I was younger then, and my hair was a different colour. These days I confine any ratbaggery to the printed word.

So the well-known sailor with a girl in every port has...?

David

[Heather]

Venereal disease no doubt!

[Bob Pacey]

Heather Jean Knight wash your mouth out with soap and water !!!!!!


Such opinions from one so young as you. Oh dear what will we see next.





RAMP

[Dave Smith]

Tsk Tsk.