Bonza discussion! Some thoughts on audiences: (There
is a point to all of this....& I think it's funny. So plough on.....)
The toughest gig I
ever did ...was last century sometime....
It was at the Queensland Art Gallery for the opening of The Arthur Streeton exhibition. I was fairly new to the scene and mildly terrified. Dingo Dryden was also engaged and he happily wandered around strumming and singing his beaut Aussie songs....easy az. However, these were arty farties clutching their wine to their bosoms, and huddled in little groups emitting ooh's and aah's, and chatting feverishly amongst themselves. I was required to 'mingle' and wax lyrical. Mingle? Ok. What were my options? To suddenly appear on the clustered fringe of these folks and hope someone noticed me?...doubtless wondering who this auschlander was. It occurred to me to sling a camera around my neck. That woulda worked! But I didn't have one to hand. There was only one option open to me and that was....horror of horrors...to barge in and forcefully interrupt their intellectual babblings. So I did. Time and again. (There were a lot of groups.) Thank the Lord in His heaven it worked.
Then I spotted Gough Whitlam with Dean Wells...and forcefully attacked! Mr Wells was clearly delighted, but Gough (towering over me by about 4 feet) tolerated me for a while, and then disposed of me. (That put a right damper on my then political aspirations.) But the
most fun I had was when I spotted my then husband's psychiatrist. (It was so
his MD!!) During visits to him I would
occasionally be required to sit in as well. He looked like a penguin in his immaculate black suit and white shirt. (He had a big nose and a little cap on his close cropped curly hair... yeah?) All I ever saw him do was nod, and say 'yes?' (and raise an obscene invoice for this pleasure.) I was so moved by his Royal manner that I had written a poem about him, called 'Psychosemantics.' Well! Here was my chance for revenge. I bailed him up and launched into it. The poem begins with 'I went to see a shrink about a problem in my head...' Oooh ha haaa. He was utterly bewildered (he had no idea who I was, because as I already noted, he'd only seen me a few times.) And blow me down if he didn't nod and say 'Yes?'!!!
So this little missive has inspired me to suggest that one way we could possibly learn
heaps from each other (re this current thread of David's) is to create a thread on 'My worst gig ever!' Wotchareckon?
Hopefully
my worst gig experience demonstrates that there's more than one way to skin a cat. That even when you are presented with a seemingly impossible situation, if you dig in, and believe in yourself, and devise a confident response, you may be surprised at just how much ability you
do have! In my view making a comedy routine (as per above) and sharing it with your audience, is something that would relax them, and encourage them to respond positively. Even though we are seen as somewhat 'odd', with our versifying skills, they dooo want to know what makes us tick. And they are always relieved to find that we are human beings with similar 'insecurities' to all of them. I think that this is why Shelley's positive outcome was so successful....and gained us at least a few extra poets.
Outta popcorn.....xx