Homework WE 10/9/18 - Recipe for Romance
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Homework WE 10/9/18 - Recipe for Romance
A bit of fun ... but I think I should apologise in advance - this has got to be a close to doggerel as it gets! But you set the prompts, Maureen, so you have to take some responsibility for this!!!
RECIPE FOR ROMANCE
(c) Shelley Hansen 1/9/18
When searching for some floral speech to keep your romance young
you must ensure each synonym rolls smoothly off the tongue.
If she's a "kitchen goddess", then the best that you can do
is write her out a recipe, and spice a word or two.
Enthuse about the passages of thyme since first you met,
when cool as a cutecumber, she was playing "hard to get".
You felt a total fruit cake with her sister and your mate,
containing your excitement on that tentative blind date.
Be careful that you don't include "plump pudding" in your speech,
or if you do, make sure you keep yourself well out of reach!
"As light as grandma's sponge" would be a better turn of phrase
to bolster up her ego. earn you brownie points for days!
If you can choose correctly all the words she'd like to hear
just sauté them with love, and whisper softly in her ear.
Your words will carry wisdom if you garnish them with sage -
a dash of salt preserving timeless truths that never age.
RECIPE FOR ROMANCE
(c) Shelley Hansen 1/9/18
When searching for some floral speech to keep your romance young
you must ensure each synonym rolls smoothly off the tongue.
If she's a "kitchen goddess", then the best that you can do
is write her out a recipe, and spice a word or two.
Enthuse about the passages of thyme since first you met,
when cool as a cutecumber, she was playing "hard to get".
You felt a total fruit cake with her sister and your mate,
containing your excitement on that tentative blind date.
Be careful that you don't include "plump pudding" in your speech,
or if you do, make sure you keep yourself well out of reach!
"As light as grandma's sponge" would be a better turn of phrase
to bolster up her ego. earn you brownie points for days!
If you can choose correctly all the words she'd like to hear
just sauté them with love, and whisper softly in her ear.
Your words will carry wisdom if you garnish them with sage -
a dash of salt preserving timeless truths that never age.
Shelley Hansen
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"Look fer yer profits in the 'earts o' friends,
fer 'atin' never paid no dividends."
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fer 'atin' never paid no dividends."
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- Maureen K Clifford
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Re: Homework WE 10/9/18 - Recipe for Romance
You know I love dogs - so it stands to reason I would love this also Shelley - well done you and I love your additional culinary touches - methinks you are quite the domestic Goddess Shelley A great use of the prompts and poetry should be fun IMO
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Re: Homework WE 10/9/18 - Recipe for Romance
Ha ha!! Thanks Maureen! I don't think I'm likely to knock Nigella off her perch just yet!
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Re: Homework WE 10/9/18 - Recipe for Romance
Love it Shelley!
Especially the writing of a recipe and spicing a few words!
Still pondering the prompts.....watch this space!
Especially the writing of a recipe and spicing a few words!
Still pondering the prompts.....watch this space!
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Re: Homework WE 10/9/18 - Recipe for Romance
Thanks Wendy ... looking forward to yours!
And may I say, many congratulations on your success in the Bronze Spur! Lovely to see your work being recognised.
Cheers
Shelley
And may I say, many congratulations on your success in the Bronze Spur! Lovely to see your work being recognised.
Cheers
Shelley
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Lady of Lines
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"Look fer yer profits in the 'earts o' friends,
fer 'atin' never paid no dividends."
(CJ Dennis "The Mooch o' Life")
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"Look fer yer profits in the 'earts o' friends,
fer 'atin' never paid no dividends."
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Re: Homework WE 10/9/18 - Recipe for Romance
Oh well done Shelley - like Wendy, you have come up trumps with what I consider tough prompts...a wonderful idea and delightful recipe!
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Thanks Catherine - and welcome back, we've missed you!
Cheers
Shelley
Cheers
Shelley
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"Look fer yer profits in the 'earts o' friends,
fer 'atin' never paid no dividends."
(CJ Dennis "The Mooch o' Life")
Lady of Lines
http://www.shelleyhansen.com
"Look fer yer profits in the 'earts o' friends,
fer 'atin' never paid no dividends."
(CJ Dennis "The Mooch o' Life")