THE THING IN THE BOWL
There’s a thingy in the toilet bowl
It’s brown and looks like wood
I’m not sure if it’s sick or not
But it don’t smell too good
It wasn’t there a while ago
I checked before, I swear
I wonder if my brother saw it
When he was just in there
I’ll go outside and find a twig
To poke it with a stick
Aw, Mummy pushed the button and
She flushed it down real quick
Copyright © Allan Cropper January 2015