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FLASH FRED

Posted: Sun May 01, 2016 2:46 am
by Cropduster
FLASH FRED
Allan Cropper ©

Bugger me dead,
if it isn't Flash Fred,
the slick from the bloody big smoke.
Thought you'd come around here,
with a word in our ear, and
win over the local townsfolk.

Oh, the women, they swooned,
but they found out real soon
that you were a bit of a dandy.
You should have been warned
that our women, when scorned,
will beat you with whatever's handy.

Now, you're sick, sore and sorry,
but Fred, don't you worry
we packed you a bag full of stuff.
We took up a collection,
there's enough here, we reckon,
for a ticket on the next Greyhound bus.

Go back to the city.
It sure is a pity
that you must be leaving so soon.
We'd sure love you to stay,
but best be on your way,
'cause we can't seem to find you a room.

And when you get there,
my good man, don't you dare,
talk dirty of our little town.
We'll set free, just be warned
all those women you scorned,
and I promise you, they'll hunt you down.

Re: FLASH FRED

Posted: Sun May 01, 2016 8:13 am
by Neville Briggs
:lol: The right rhythm and bounce for the subject.

Re: FLASH FRED

Posted: Sun May 01, 2016 11:13 am
by Heather
:lol: :lol: I love it Allan! Those women are a bit of a worry! We had people come to our town that we could have used them for. :lol:

Heather :)

Re: FLASH FRED

Posted: Mon May 02, 2016 7:21 pm
by alongtimegone
With tail between his legs. Loved it Allan.
Wazza

Re: FLASH FRED

Posted: Mon May 16, 2016 12:56 pm
by LongMan
G'day Crop...

Yeah I liked this one...m8 well done.

PHIL

Re: FLASH FRED

Posted: Mon May 16, 2016 1:16 pm
by Catherine Lee
Yep, great fun Allan - a really enjoyable read! :lol: