GUESS WHO'S TURNING FIFTY

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Vic Jefferies
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Re: GUESS WHO'S TURNING FIFTY

Post by Vic Jefferies » Mon Feb 22, 2016 3:34 pm

Waiter says, "Here is the bill. It comes to eight and eight pence." The farmer says, "Eight and eight is sixteen, sixteen pence is one and four, one and four is five, here's a zac keep the change!"

I think you would understand this Neville.

Neville Briggs
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Re: GUESS WHO'S TURNING FIFTY

Post by Neville Briggs » Mon Feb 22, 2016 7:22 pm

Sounds about as good as my expertise as a bank clerk. :lol:
Neville
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